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I'm A Gambler Too Now

Just kidding! I don't have the itch at all. There's not a gambling bone in my body - not even for mixed martial arts! You won't be seeing any "OMGGGGG I'm such a degenerateeeeee nowwwwwww!!!" tweets from me in the near future.

Glenny Balls and I did just have an absolute fucking blast gambling away fake money at the Grand Theft Auto Casino, however, and the horse race we capped the day off with mighta been the best part. It gave Glenny a god damn Charlie Horse for fucks sake!

From being down to our last $5k to ending the day with almost $400k - we may just be the sharpest duo in the office. 

Watch out Picks Central.