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Lets Get Super B*wl Sunday Rolling With This Year's Edition Of NFL Mean Tweets

I don't know if ABC's censors are getting stricter or Twitter is getting softer. But that was the weakest batch of mean tweets I have ever seen in my life. Well other than that one about Tom Brady's dog. That one offended me even though I'm a member of the online bully brigade known as Barstool bloggers. I know for a fact I've heard Portnoy say meaner things about Travis Kelce than he looks like a leprechaun, the only people who even remember Devin Funchess is in the league are the true fantasy degenerates with 100 player rosters, and if this is the best the internet can come up with to roast Terry Bradshaw's ass now that he looks like a butcher villain from Boardwalk Empire, Internet 1.0 is dead for good and will never comeback.

But I figured this should be blogged because it feels like an annual football tradition that has to be watched like the first Hard Knocks trailer and there is a chance a beautiful coed may say "Has anyone seen the NFL Mean Tweets?" at a Super Bowl party which could lead to a Stoolie saying "yeah, I did my favorite blogger Clem blogged it" and that sparks a coversation and they fall in love and name their first kid Clem. I don't know, maybe I'm just being a hopeless romantic.

P.S. I would have bet my life the Mick Man tweeted this out if I didn't know he was a ride or die Sony guy for life.