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We Need This Little Kid For The Coin Toss At Super Bowl LIV

Some people are just born to be stars. They have such a natural grasp of pizzazz and showmanship. They have this innate understanding of the moment and time to put on a performance that is both thought-provoking and inspiring. By the end of the performance, the audience is left there with the feeling that their lives will never be the same. It was that moving. 

And this kid right here? Well this kid has it. 

I'm so sick and tired of NFL officials just going through the motions when it comes to the coin toss before games. They do the same old song and dance every time. They say a few words, a team calls either heads or tails, then they just flip the coin into the air the same exact way that we've seen it done millions of times before. It's about time that someone gets in there and changing things up a bit. And if we're going to keep referring to them as a "coin toss" well then let's get some actual tossing involved, no?

I also respect the shit out of that hustle to make sure he's the first person to see if it's heads or tails. Can't take the risk of any funny business going down here. You take your eyes off of these dirtbags for one second and they'll try to kick the coin over to get possession first. But not on this kid's watch. 

Maybe it's a little short notice here to get a little kid from the Netherlands over to Miami by Sunday but as long as it doesn't involved admitting that repeated head trauma can eventually lead to CTE, the NFL is able to do anything. So I think 5 days is more than enough time for them. 

@BarstoolJordie