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I Have Added 'Boom Mic Operator' To My Resumé

So as everyone knows PFT recently tried out to be the kicker for the XFL’s DC Defenders. You can watch the entire Hard Knocks-style try out here and find out if he made the team. And then today Hank tweeted out a picture of the boom mic guy who was with them that day

Looks familiar, right? That’s because it’ me. A dead ringer. That’s either me with a wig on and an iPod full of heavy metal music or Caleb Pressley and I had a kid we don’t know about. It’s one or the other.

This is just the latest activity I’ve been spotted doing. Over the years I have been a Starbucks barista

A dealer at a casino

A movie goer

the CEO of a hospital in Cincinnati

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A contestant on a Food Network show

Chance The Rapper’s manager (another kid Caleb and I conceived)

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And many many many other things that I can’t think of at the moment. Today I’m happy add ‘boom mic operator’ to my resumé.