Dude Goes To The Hospital After Taking A Bull Stimulant And Having A Boner For Three Straight Days

NYP- A man in Mexico was hospitalized with an erection that lasted three days after taking a sexual stimulant “used for breeding bulls,” La Republica reports. The unnamed individual underwent emergency surgery at Specialist Hospital 270 in the US-Mexico border city of Reynosa. The Peruvian outlet reports that the man took the drugs with the intention of having a “successful sexual encounter with a young woman of 30 years.” According to the hospital, the man had purchased the pills in Veracruz, Mexico, where farmers used the pills to encourage mating between their cattle. While there have been no updates on the man’s health since surgery, many men who have found themselves in a similar position have survived — although the condition could have cost their manhood. Last year, a 41-year-old man in the UK went under the knife to mitigate a 36-hour erection, after being diagnosed with priapism, or the “prolonged erection of the penis.” “I could barely walk, I was doubled over [in pain],” he said. “It was absolute agony.”

Well now wait a damn minute. I’m unclear as to what this guy is complaining about here? From my vantage point, he wanted help with getting boners , he decided to take a bull stimulant to help with his boner problem and boom he couldn’t stop getting boners. Mission accomplished. All I’m saying is you can’t go from complaining about not having any boners and then start complaining about having too many boners. Which is it? Does he want boners or does he not want boners? Make up your damn mind dude.

I imagine this is what happens when you take the boner pills that are behind the counter at gas stations. My current boner situation is fine and dandy, I have no real complaints, but I always look at those pills behind the counter and wonder what they’re all about. They’ve always got cool designs and cool names like RHINO BLASTER or GRANITE MAKER. The marketing department for gas station boner pills are on the cutting edge of how to make something look cool that’s for sure. Like I said, my boner situation is just fine but I’ll be damned if I haven’t been tempted by those flashy boxes. Then again, I don’t wanna end up like this guy who had to be hospitalized because he simply had a rock hard boner for too many days. The grass always greener I suppose.