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Doctors Say They Can Now Cure Premature Ejaculation By Putting A Battery On Your Gooch

Source - Premature ejaculation could be cured with a new stick-on patch that uses electric impulses to relax the pelvic muscles, scientists say.

The battery-powered patch, which is about a square inch in size, can increase the time before ejaculation fourfold, according to research.

The single-use patch is placed on the perineum – the area between the anus and the scrotum – ten minutes before intercourse.

It works by transmitting mild electrical impulses to the muscles at the base of the penis which contract and force semen out during ejaculation.

Scientists say that this neuromuscular transcutaneous electrical stimulation keeps the muscles contracted for several minutes and temporarily prevents the rhythmic contractions needed for ejaculation.

The strength of the electrical impulses can be controlled by an app, researchers said.

You hear that, fellas? Premature ejaculation is officially a thing of the past. All you have to do is put a patch on your gooch ten minutes before you might get laid. "Hold on babe, I gotta run to the bathroom real quick." *Unzips pants, returns with Tic Tac sized box on grundle. Granted, you'll have to shave the area so it will stick, but that's something you and the lady can do before hand to strengthen your bond. Call it foreplay. You can even control how soon you want to cum on an app. Because checking your phone during sex has never been problematic. 

Does it actually work? According to the International Journal of Impotence Research- yes. 

(impotence - inability in a man to achieve an erection or orgasm)

A study published in the International Journal of Impotence Research last year showed that stimulating these muscles can help with premature ejaculation.

Researchers gave 20 men a commercially available electrical stimulation device to use.

They found that ejaculation time had increased by 3.5 times, according to the study at the Technion Israel Institute of Technology in Haifa.

By my calculation, increasing ejaculation times by 3.5 means that most men will now be able to last up to six minutes. It's great news for the 30% of guys suffering from this problem. Incase you were wondering, ejaculation is considered "premature" if it occurs within one minute. The average time is around 5.5 minutes. Pretty cool news for guys not named Pat McAuliffe. Again, I definitely don't have this problem, but if I did I would be pumped.