Elon Musk And Grimes Are Having A Kid! Maybe!

So Elon Musk’s girlfriend Grimes just posted that picture on Instagram. A topless picture of her with a computer-generated bun in the oven. Well I should say that she didn’t post that exact picture, the picture she posted on Instagram shows her nipples but we can’t show those here on Barstool Sports dot com. So I whipped up a censored version of the picture (actually shout out to Barstool Ria for doing the photoshop, I have no idea how to do that stuff) that shows zero nipples and is allowed on the blog.

It’s all speculation at this point, and it could turn out that Grimes and Elon Musk aren’t actually having a kid together and maybe she just wanted to put up a picture blasting her nips for the whole world to see, but who knows. Right now all signs are pointing to the two of them bringing a child into this world. What a picture to use to announce such news.

This comment leads one to believe that she is in fact pregnant. Whether or not it’s with Elon Musk is still unconfirmed

Upon hearing this news I had a whole plan to write a blog about how I’m so happy that Elon is having a kid because, by all reports, being a parent ruins your entire life. You don’t have friends anymore, you don’t have money anymore and you can’t experience joy anymore. Those are just the rumors I’ve heard. Now obviously Elon is in a different position because he’s worth 23 billion dollars so his parental burden wouldn’t be as heavy but his life would still change at least a little bit for the worse. But guess what? HE HAS SIX KIDS! 6! Elon Musk has 6 fucking kids! Can you believe that? I can’t. Stunning news. This guy has had kids ever since I became aware of his existence and it hasn’t slowed him down in the least. Rats.

Elon Musk post-sex dance probably