Brad Pitt Is Still The Coolest Motherfucker In The Room

This picture is all over my Twitter timeline and until I saw the caption under his name I thought it was a picture from like, 10-15 years ago. Nope. That’s Brad Pitt, today, in the year 2020 putting every other human being to shame at…guess how many years old. Just guess how old Brad Pitt is.

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DUDE IS 56 YEARS OLD!!!!

Where does the time go??? I remember being in middle school when Brad Pitt was on the come up and he was the coolest, hottest, dude in the Universe. And here we are 20 years later and he is still the coolest, hottest dude in the Universe.

There’s always been a battle between Leo and Pitt for Mr. Hollywood (Cloondog too but he’s in his own category…he’s Clooney. He just is Clooney. He stands alone) and yeah sure Leo will be remembered as the better actor, but Brad fucking Pitt will always reign supreme for everything else. Also I didn’t realize until just now he owns Plan B Entertainment which puts out just about every movie ever so Brad Pitt is probably worth well over the $300 million the internet says he’s worth. I’m guessing double that. Plus he tagged Aniston and Jolie in their primes and lord knows how many VS models along the way. Always imitated, never duplicated, Brad Pitt will always be the coolest motherfucker in the room.