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Lynn Bowden Kicked Virginia Tech's Ass Because Someone Broke Into His Car And Stole Everything 6 Hours Before The Belk Bowl

I and everyone else that cheers for Kentucky would like to thank these fools who went and ahead and pissed Lynn Bowden off even more. Obviously you don't want to celebrate someone stealing all of Lynn Bowden and his family's shit out of his car, but he says it himself. He was given extra fuel to do this sort of stuff: 

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Obviously there's nothing here to say that it was a Virginia Tech fan or anything like that, but there's a good chance it's a VT fan, right? At least someone that bet against Kentucky. Someone trying to get into his head by breaking into his car at 6am and stealing all the shit from his Belk shopping spree. 

That's a hell of a way to wake up. As he says, his girlfriend drove down since he was on the team bus. He gets a call crying and every guy in any relationship knows there is no positive from a call with a hysterical girlfriend. It can be anything. It could be someone stealing your shit or it could be that she had a dream that you cheated on her. You just never know until words start to come out. 

PS: Shout out the best bowl: 

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I'm not ready to live in a world without Lynn Bowden at Kentucky. The dude was so good and one of the major pieces in turning Kentucky into this national top-20/25 program now.