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New Year, Same Old New York City Subway!

What a video. In Satan's Labyrinth, there is no holiday cheer or "New Year, New Me" mantra to speak of. Down there it is a dog eat dog rat eat rat world 24/7/365. People aren't standing in front of a mirror and telling themselves this is the year they will keep hitting the gym past February or they will get better at managing their money. If you want to workout in the dirty underbelly of this filthy city, you can just wrestle another street urchin in a literal death match where the loser ends up getting run over by a train and the winner ends up with manslaughter charges. Who needs to save money when you can just rummage through all of the trash that sane New Yorkers dropped on the tracks and had absolutely no interest in losing their lives over? That treasure has been sitting pretty much untouched on the subway tracks, save for the few dozen rats that nosed through it and the puddle of bubonic plague garbage water it was likely sitting in. All you have to do is hop down onto the live tracks with an electrocuted third rail and whatever creatures are scurrying around to acquire a bunch of new trinkets in your life that you can either use or peddle for your next fix. The best part? Nobody that paid $2.75 to enter that underground circus is going to say a fucking thing because their souls have been turned inside out and bleached by all the shit they've seen in that subterranean hell hole. That's how you usher in not only a new year, but a new decade. Happy 2020 everyone!