What's The Best Way To Come Out As Gay To Your Super Conservative Parents? Have Tomi Lahren Do It For You On Cameo, That's How

I think I’m going to start pulling this move when Dente makes me call into Barstool Radio every time I fuck something up for now on.  Just whip out Cameo and have some super controversial figure make all of my extremely idiotic excuses for me.  Not exactly sure how that will work quite yet but I’m hungover as balls, so don’t talk shit. I’ll work out the kinks before we get back from New Years.

PS – Love me a good happy ending.  Good on the parents for not giving a flying fuck about their daughter being gay: