"WE'RE PREPARED 2 DENY ANY SLOW STROKES OR LACK OF KILLIN THE PUSSY" — ASAP Rocky Releases A Statement On Twitter About His Sex Tape

Something I forgot in my blog yesterday — always 2 sides to every story. 

We heard from "The Internet" about A$AP's sex tape. Who we didn't hear from is A$AP, his defense attorney, and his penis (all the same person.) 

On on the one hand, "Harriet Tubman Stan" and "Lil Duffle Bag Gurl" have not fucked A$AP Rocky, so it's true, they're the real punchline for judging from the cheap seats.

On the other hand, is A$AP totally positive he hasn't fucked Harriet Tubman Stan and Lil Duffle Bag Gurl? I mean his number is in the 20 million range and he does a lot of drugs (this is a no judgement zone, just pointing out the facts.) Can we say for sure they haven't gotten the weak strokes?

Food for thought.