Having Your Boat Taken Over By Two GIGANTIC Sea Lions Is An Absolutely Terrible Break

You know the saying the two best days of a boater's life is the day you buy the boat and the day you sell it? Well I'm pretty sure the worst day of a boater's life is when two hoss sea lions climb onto your boat and ruin it. I'm not even talking about the physical structure of the boat that seems to have been mollywhopped by these two absolute units. But can you imagine how bad sea lion piss and shit must smell? There is no doubt those big bastards have been using that boat as their personal toilet from the moment they stepped on board. If you think old rotten fish smells bad, you should smell it after it passes through a chonky sea lion then sits on your boat for the entire winter. And even though I don't have YP's knowledge of nature, I'm pretty sure it's safe to say that if one of those big mamma jammas has a dick and gets horned up due to the implication, piss and shit are going to be the least gross sea lion fluids the sorry son of a bitch owner will have to clean up if these monsters ever decide to give him his boat back. 

And that's how I ended up talking about sea lion cum on the Friday morning right before Christmas break.