The Rockets Saw Lizzo Flap Her Buttcheeks At The Lakers Game And Invited Her To Dance On Their Court With 'Bells On Her Booty'
What a week for Lizzo in the basketball world. I mean she's stealing the damn show and I love it. Everyone needs to be as confident as Lizzo, the irrational (hell I don't even know if it's irrational at this point) confidence is through the damn roof. It starts with her pleading on live TV with Karl-Anthony Towns to fuck her.
What you don't see in that interview is what she wore to the Lakers game:
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I wish the Rockets took it another step though. Sure, inviting Dave's queen to come dance on the floor is a good invitation, you need to invite her in a couple of weeks when they play the Timberwolves. Start taunting Karl-Anthony Towns with her on the sideline. I mean, you heard that interview, that's a crazy person. Karl-Anthony Towns will be looking over his shoulder at all times with her there. Anthony Davis dropped a 50 burger (yeah, I said the word) with her there, imagine what James Harden would do.
Plus, the content of Lizzo dancing with the Rockets dancers with bells on her booty would make for a bunch of pageviews and that's why we're here.