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Kentucky police intercept package with 20 pounds on meth stuffed inside an air fryer, drug dealer then dunked on by police facebook page

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LOUISVILLE, Ky. (AP) — It may be the holiday season, but police in Kentucky confiscated an unusual gift being delivered to a Kentucky man’s home — a package with about 20 pounds (9 kilograms) of meth that was shipped through the mail inside of an air fryer.

Narcotics officers were able to intercept the parcel containing about $100,000 worth of drugs, Louisville Metro police said in a Facebook post Saturday.

The package was delivered to a suspect’s home where officers obtained a search warrant to collect it, the Major Case Unit confirmed to news outlets. The suspect wasn’t home at time of seizure.

So this is the meth business, huh?

Having to send $100k worth of meth via the local postman? It seems very risky and who would've guessed, the drug dealer got busted. 

I'm no expert of methamphetamine, but if I learned anything about being a meth dealer from watching Breaking Bad it's that you cover up your tracks. This seems like the complete opposite of that. Actually, it IS the complete opposite. 

He sent a literal package through the United States Postal Service complete with his name, address, and an air fryer stuffed twenty pounds of drugs. I don't see any possible way this could've led back to hi- 

aaaaaaaaand he's getting dunked on by the Louisville Metro Police Facebook.

Just a wild Facebook post. The hashtags are enough to make a man question his entire existence. Just an absolutely brutal way to tell the neighborhood you're a meth guy. If you're this Sergio guy (alleged drug dealer) and you see your local police department hit you with a #WeGotYourBlackFridayPurcahseBruh, you just have to call it a good life and end things there. There is no coming back from that.

And if the initial page wasn't bad enough...

Stop the fight! Stop the fight! As if it wasn't bad enough for Sergio. Now they've gone and meme'd all over his dead corpse. These series of Facebook posts are the most effective anti-drug propaganda I've ever seen in my life. You're telling me there's a chance that my local PD will catch me and attempt to go viral by using social media trends on their otherwise lifeless Facebook page? No thanks, couldn't be me. I'd rather have my dignity.