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Porn Website "CamSoda" Is Offering People $250 To Live Stream Their Thanksgiving Dinner

Source - This Thanksgiving, porn site CamSoda wants families to let online voyeurs watch them get stuffed . . . with turkey.

The adult entertainment website is offering to pay up to $250 to anyone willing to livestream their dinner. The competition, called “CamSoda Voyeur Thanksgiving,” has no other rules besides that all participants be 18 or over, so it doesn’t appear that nudity is a requirement to show off your supper.

It’s apparently more about creating community on the family-focused holiday.

“Those who are lonely this holiday can now livestream dinnertime shenanigans and enjoy the company of others from afar with the quick click of a button,” CamSoda writes in a press release.

The most popular dinner broadcasters will receive an additional prize: Free tokens to use on CamSoda and access their, um, less-wholesome content.

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Isn’t that sweet? Now if you’re lonely on Thanksgiving, you can head over to ‘CamSoda’ to livestream someone else’s dinner to make yourself feel worse. Then, once you start to cry you can switch over to the porn part of the website and use your tears as lube. Talk about a brilliant idea. Here’s what CamSoda’s VP Daryn Parker had to say:

“[Whenever] you have so many people gathered at one dinner table — the drunk uncle, the insecure cook, the nosy aunt and that one random cousin, among others — things can escalate quickly and make for entertaining content,” says Parker, “We think there is a healthy appetite for this type of voyeurism. People enjoy watching the antics of others — as evidenced by the popularity of video content on social platforms like Instagram and TikTok and on our main Voyeur Cams page.”

I think he hit the nail on the head- people DO like watching other people’s antics. I just don’t think Thanksgiving dinner is the type of “antics” people who visit CamSoda are looking to watch. They’re more interested in what’s going on in the step-daughters bedroom upstairs while the rest of the family is eating.

Regardless, for $250 I’d stream the shit out of my family dinner. I’ll stream everyone dragging ass to get downstairs. I’ll stream my uncle getting uncomfortably drunk. I’ll stream us eating, drinking, sleeping, the “cousins walk” you name it, I’ll stream it. I just want to know where on the website it will live. There has to be a dedicated section to Thanksgiving otherwise I’m out. I can’t have my mother’s face next to someone who’s dildo-ing themself to death. Whatever. Best of luck to all the streamers out there. I’ll be sure to pop in on the big day to see how it’s going!