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How Dog the Bounty Hunter Prepares When He's Around His Kids

Today’s Pardon My Take was a big one, especially for Mr. Cat, who was joined by one of his idols: Dog the Bounty Hunter. Mr. Cat, Mr. Commenter, and Dog discussed the relationship he had with his late wife, losing his virginity at age 12, and how he would escape the PMT studio (spoiler: it starts with beating me up). The trio also discussed the relationship Dog has with his kids, and there are 12 of them. Some of the details are interesting, to say the least:

Mr. Cat: You have 12 kids?

Dog the Bounty Hunter: Yes.

Mr. Cat: Are you still close with all of them? I know every now and then there are some fights that go on. You guys are a passionate breed. You love passion.

Dog the Bounty Hunter: All the time. Yeah, I got one, Christopher, he’s an idiot. He’s the oldest, right. I made him when I was 15.

Mr. Cat: Made him, I like that. Like you’re making a cookie or something.

Dog the Bounty Hunter: I’m like, my god, you idiot. So, the other day, he calls me from jail. Jail, jail, jail his whole life. 

Mr. Cat: Have you ever had to bounty hunt him?

Dog the Bounty Hunter: No, no. Almost. I had to tase him once. When my sons get around me, I carry a taser, all my sons together.

Mr. Cat: Even Leland?

Dog the Bounty Hunter: Oh yeah. I’ll tase Leland’s ass. 

Mr. Commenter: Why did you have to tase Christopher? Was he acting a fool, trying to fight you?

Dog the Bounty Hunter: Listen. He’s in jail for this. So, he calls me up. Collect from Christopher from the jail. I’m like, oh my god. What did he do? And he said they said, I beat up a blind man, dad. I go, you beat up a blind man? He goes, yeah, they’re lying, he had glasses on. I go… what?! He had this stick he was hitting me with, dad! I beat the fuck out of him. I’m like, oh, you dumbass. That’s a true story. So, that’s Christopher. He beats up trucks, cars, bicycles, and goes to prison for one or two years.

Mr. Cat: Baby Lisa’s doing well? 

Dog the Bounty Hunter: Yeah, she’s in the next season, too.  Gary Boy was on last night. When he was five years old, “I want to bounty hunt, dad.” Tall as my boot. He’s 6’4’’, 225-230. He thinks he’s a cop.

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“When my sons get around me, I carry a taser,” is just all all-time line on this podcast. Better to be safe than sorry, though, and given Dog the Bounty Hunter’s background, he always comes prepared and likes to be two steps ahead of everyone else around him, even if those around him include his own kid. Just an electric interview from many angles, I’m just glad I got out of the studio alive.

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