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Good News! You Can Masturbate Along With Game 1 Of The World Series By Synching Your Sex Toy, Thanks to Adult Website CamSoda

Every year we ask ourselves, how do we grow the game of baseball? How do we branch out of the bubble we're in and get new fans? How do we boost ratings and rival other major sports such as basketball and football? Is it the length of the game? Do we shorten the amount of innings? Limit mound visits? Maybe it's the scoring? Let's alter the baseball and get some more home runs! Nope, it's time to think out of the box. Combine America's pastime with masturbation. Eureka!

I have no words. Synching sex toys with the game of baseball. It's such a wild and crazy idea that I think it might just work. Imagine watching the Astros Dodgers Game 5 from 2017 that ended up 13-12? I mean you might die from the orgasms you're getting. Maybe it's a good thing they went back to the non-juiced balls? Back to back homers must be quite a doozy with this bad boy. I myself am incapable of testing this out, but for our female readers out there who aren't entirely in love with the game of baseball, maybe you're finally in luck!

Might be a tough night to unveil this with the pitching matchup of Cole vs. Scherzer. 

P.S. It looks like they did this with the Kentucky Derby too. What a world