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Comrade LeBron Is Going To Play At An ALL TIME MVP Level Until We Forget About His Terrible Take About China

Not since Colorado Kobe have I seen a Laker play such inspired basketball in the face of great adversity. LebUSSRon James is going to put up insane numbers nightly until we forget about his terrible, no good take about this whole China ordeal. Preseason, practice, regular season, some random park he drives by and happens to see children thinking about playing basketball. It wont matter, daily domination is upon us. This pass defies everything I know about physics. Which doesn’t say much seeing as I got a C+ in physics roughly 15 years ago, but the point remains – everything about this pass feels impossible. But impossible, highlight reel passes while falling over several Warriors defenders to a wide open Danny Green are going to become commonplace if LeBron wants everyone to stick to sports and never again bring up China to him or anyone he knows.

This dude even brought back the headband and chalk toss to remind us of a time long ago. A simpler time, you know, before he allowed communism to line his pockets even further.