Death, Taxes, Clayton Kershaw Stinking Out Loud In October

How? How is the best pitcher of his generation THIS bad every October? It’s unfathomable. There’s nothing like it. If the Nationals win this game they should give him a playoff share because he earned it in two consecutive pitches. If he was allowed to redo that Soto at bat an infinite amount of times until he got it out we’d have to invent new numbers because it would never end. The only different result would be which fan got a souvenir every time Soto hit the stitching out of the ball.

Play the music!