Adam Thielen Is Going To Punch Kirk Cousins In The Belly For Stinking At Football

Losing to the Bears defense is one thing. Losing to the Bears back up quarterback because your inept offense can’t get the ball down the field is another. Adam Thielen is fed the fuck up with Kirk Cousins. Stefon Diggs walked out of the locker room in full pads the second the media entered so he didn’t have to talk to them about this loss. Minnesota now sits at 2-2, with both wins coming at home and both losses coming within the division. And in their Week 1 victory against the lowly Falcons, Kirk Cousins threw a grand total of TEN (10) times. Kirk Cousins is now a SMOOTH 5-27 against winning teams, and his two biggest weapons are fed up.

It’s hard to blame Thielen’s frustration when these are his numbers after the first month of the season.

13 receptions for 179 yards was a good game for Thielen a season ago. Him looking at the rest of this season, and next year for Cousins’ final guaranteed year in Minnesota, has him ready to throw up in his Wheaties. Mike Zimmer could care less, mostly because he doesn’t believe in the forward pass, but this situation in Minnesota doesn’t look like it’s going to get much better any time soon.

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Next week they visit Danny Dimes before hosting the Eagles and then traveling to Detroit. Then they get the Washington Professional Football Team before traveling to Kansas City to get their dicks kicked in before traveling to Dallas to get their dicks ripped out and kicked back in yet again. After the bye? Oh only at Seattle, home vs. Detroit, at the Chargers, before finishing at home for Green Bay and Chicago. Which is all just a long winded version of saying this quarterback is wasting a great defense, elite receiving corp and top three running back.