The Guy Who Invented Labradoodles Says He Regrets Making Them Because They're Monsters

Hey Wally, shut the fuck up. How bout that? Shut your goddamn mouth right now. This is like Eminem getting mad about Slim Shady or when Avril refused to play Sk8r Boi because she regretted it. You created something legendary and people love it quit bitching about making countless homes happy. My whole life my dad lied about being allergic to dogs and guess what happened once you created these beautiful creatures, Wally? He was still too scared to just say no so we got a puppy. We got a beautiful, hypoallergenic puppy with the brains of a poodle and the playfulness of a golden retriever. She was so awesome we got another one. I don’t care if you’re technically their Creator, don’t you EVER talk about my girls.