We Now Have Definitive Proof That Glenny Balls Is Related To The Manatee Species

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I’m not sure how this clip hasn’t been posted on the main blog yet, but I can’t get enough of it. My guy Glenny Balls just taking a slow tumble off a mechanical bull on Saturday. Here is the thing. Glenny didn’t even try to stay on. He didn’t tighten his grip at all. The bull started moving and it just gently swept Glenny Balls off into the night. It’s exactly how a manatee would ride a mechanical bull. Zero effort. Zero cares in the world. Just floating around existing. That’s Glenny. And just like the manatee Glenny is an endangered species. There aren’t too many 300 pound gentle giant butterflies left in this world.