Is There Anything Better Than A Big Ol' Plate Of Spaghetti In The Bath Tub?

The answer to this question is obviously “Yes”. A slice of pizza in the shower trumps all because you may cramp up if you eat in the bath and pizza is a more portable and superior food to spaghetti. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some spaghetti. In fact, you can easily make the case that spaghetti and meatballs is the edible version of Montana and Rice. As for the shower vs. bath debate, a shower is nonstop fresh water at the perfect temperature falling over your body while a bath is essentially you sitting in a giant bowl of human soup that slowly grows colder. Only babies and blogger from San Antonio prefer to sit in a bowl of their own filth. Gross.

You know what isn’t gross? Pictures of Julia Rose. Ahhhh who am I kidding? You already knew that because you haven’t read one word that I’ve written because you scrolled right past all this text to get to more pictures of Julia. But it’s okay, I completely understand and still love you. Welp, I’m talking to myself in the blog again. I need to get a dog or something, because it gets lonely working from home sometimes.

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P.S. I’m pretty sure that whole cramping up after you eat stuff is just bullshit parents say to their kids because they don’t want them to go swimming while the rest of their friends/siblings are still eating because it’s impossible to watch all those animals at once (Source: This happened to me and my friends this summer and we used the cramp excuse for why our kids couldn’t swim. I also just realized nobody is going to read this text either. FUCK)