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Post Malone Is Building A Massive 30-Bed Bunker Underneath His Mansion To "Prepare For The Apocalypse"

Source - Post Malone is preparing for the apocalypse with a $3 million compound tucked away in Northern Utah … and the first images of the property prove it’s a pretty sweet place to await the end of the world.

We did some digging on the compound Post’s been quietly living in, since buying it early last year and the place is simply amazing.

Post’s property sprawls over 6.75 acres of natural beauty, with breathtaking views of the canyons, mountains and city skyline best seen from the expansive pool deck in the backyard, and through the floor to ceiling windows covering the home.

The rapper spared no expense keeping himself occupied as he waits for doomsday. The 5-bed, 6-bath mansion is 12,702 square feet with a fire pit, basketball court, wine cellar, home gym and hot tub and Post is putting in a recording studio and 30 bunk beds for his best buds.

Post says he’s adding to the home with a massive underground bunker, which he says will survive the end of days. He says he loves living out in the sticks, where he can do what he calls, “cowboy s***,” like shooting guns.

You know how you know you’ve made it? When you leave society. You pick up all your stuff, move to the middle of the woods, and never talk to anyone again. Post Malone has made just enough money where he can finally do that.

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$14 million dollars will buy enough canned food to last a life time. Granted, the man spends $40,000/year on Post Mates so he’ll have to adjust his lifestyle, but still. If he wants to go into his bunker and not come out for the next thirty years, he can. Having said that, people are going to think he’s fucking nuts. They already do because of the face tattoos, but now it’s going to be worse. The fact that he’s building one in the first place is a red flag. Why not just do a safe room? Why a whole bunker? It just seems like a bit much to become a Doomsday Prepper at this point in his career. By the way, Doomsday Preppers was a show on NatGeo where a bunch of paranoid lunatics showed off their wildly unnecessary homemade bunkers.

It was hilarious how out of touch these people were. The whole show should serve as PSA for mental illness.

The only reason Post’s bunker doesn’t bother me is because I’m pretty sure he’s doing it as a joke. Like, he doesn’t actually think the end of the world is coming, he’s just a twenty-four year old kid with too much money who wants to build a cool fort. To each their own. As long as he keeps putting out music who cares.