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Bruce Allen And His Shit Eating Grin Says Trent Williams Williams Will Play Football For The Redskins

What a punchable face. Good lord, can you tell this guy is a politician or what?

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Dances around every questions, has a stupid smirk on his face, and then ends it by saying Trent Williams will be playing football for the Redskins. To some degree I respect his smugness, but my god he definitely farts into a glass and inhales it.

But yeah, no. Trent has no intention to play according to everyone else not named Bruce Allen.

If I was Trent and saw Bruce Allen smelling his own farts in that video I would call my agent and increase my demands. Bruce Allen, just shut up. You just had a couple of nice drafts, I’m actually excited about the future of this team, just stay out of your own way for the love of god.