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This 'LeBron James Of Sumo Wrestling' Just Declared War On Zion As The Best Fat Basketball Player In The World

Oh you think Zion is the best fat basketball player in the world? Just because he went No. 1 in the NBA Draft and can wow everyone with dunks. Not so fast my friends. Not so fast at all. I present to you the best fat athlete in the world. This sumo wrestler.

The LeBron James of sumo wrestling! I mean, sure, I guess he’s probably a diva too but he’s also a freak athlete. Need him in the NBA. Hell, if there’s a spot for Boban and potentially Tacko Fall, there’s gotta be a spot for this bad mama jama.

It also just shows we need sumo wrestlers drilling jumpers to start every hoops game. I don’t care about the same old routine, let’s get sumos playing 2v2, 5v5, whatever. I just need more big guys on the court not named Zion or Draymond.