Man U Soccer Player Alexis Sanchez Called Out For "Begging" a Gorgeous TV Host To Come To His House And Sleep With Him
A CHILEAN TV host has claimed Alexis Sanchez pestered her with calls and messages after spotting her in a nightclub.
Natalia Mandiola, a South American sports presenter, says the Man United flop invited her to his house and “wanted to get her with” her on their first meeting. The £505,000-a-week forward got Mandiola’s telephone number from her friend in a nightclub, she says.
Mandiola, who worked for TVN in Chile, claims Sanchez, 30, called her immediately and asked if they could “get together the next day”. She says Sanchez called and texted her on two separate occasions.
Mandiola said: “There was something I didn’t like and a side-stepped it: he invited me to his house. He was a stranger for me and I wasn’t going to go into his house.”
(Happy Monday, buckle up, there’s a lot to get into here)
Alexis Sanchez is a Manchester United soccer player who is in the midst of a 5 year 81.9 million Euro deal. These guys live quite a different life than you and me, you’ll realize once you’re done with this blog. They go to clubs and are swarmed with women. They have models lining up at their hotel wherever they go. I’d be lying to you if I knew who Alexis Sanchez is, but clearly if you have that kind of contract you’re somebody (quick research shows that he sucks and Man U is trying to loan him off).
Either way, these guys aren’t used to being denied by anyone. Well, along came Natalia Mandiola, a Chilean TV host. She’s gorgeous (see very bottom of the blog) and caught Sanchez’s eye in a club. Did Sanchez go up to her and start flirting? Nope, he got her number after from her friend and called Mandiola creepily the next day saying they should basically have sex. To any normal person in the world this is banana planet protocol. Having a stranger get your number from your friend and then calling you out of the blue to come over is WILD.
The thing is when you play for Man U, life is just different. They don’t do life like us normal folks. What do we do in this situation? Maybe if you’re feeling ambitious you follow the mystery lady on Instagram, if she accepts you (she’s likely on private). When you’re feeling brave one day and you see she’s posted an Instagram story, you respond to it and spark a conversation. Then you work from there if it’s meant to be and you don’t blow it. What am I saying? What the fuck do I know about how to deal with women? All I’m getting at is that you never, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, get her number from a friend and start randomly calling her. That girl is under all rights to call 9-1-1 and have a cop show up at your door step if you do that, especially if you do this more than once.
The best part about this story is that Alexis Sanchez has fucked up “engaging with women” in the past. Like, royally fucked up. Back in 2014, Sanchez tried to swing a love triangle and fell flat on his face. Basically he was dating an absolute bombshell smokeshow named Laia Grassi, someone I’d murder my entire bloodline to be with.
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While together with Grassi, Sanchez tried to bang Miss Chile 2013 during the 2014 World Cup. This is Camila Andrade.
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So he blew this woman’s phone up, while on vacation with Grassi. She laughed in his face, knowing exactly what was going on. He made it super obvious what he was trying to do even though it was clear he had a girlfriend. Again, he’s a star soccer player, he lives in his own crazy world and doesn’t know how to be normal.
Somehow, someway Sanchez and Grassi stayed together. Enough so that the Chilean press worried he was having too much sex with her and would fuck up his stamina for soccer. Instead, it actually went the other way. Grassi soon dumped him for not having enough sex with her! What a turn of events!
Alexis Sanchez’s ex-girlfriend Laia Grassi has given new meaning to the term ‘sack race’ after reports in his native Chile suggested she broke up with the Arsenal star because he couldn’t stand the pace in bed.
The point of this blog? Well lucky for you, I have three. 1) Be normal. Don’t get a hot girl’s number from her friend and then just call her to come over and have sex with you. That won’t work 105% of the time. B) If you have a son, do whatever you can to make him unbelievable at soccer. There is so much money in the sport and he’ll drown in women. So much so you can have an article written about you that you’re sleeping with your dime piece girlfriend too much and that it’s affecting your play on the field. I hope he framed that article somewhere because that is all-time. III) If your supermodel girlfriend is complaining about not having enough sex, then have more sex. If that complaint seems too much for you then call your buddy, explain it to him, and have him punch you square in the face. You deserve it.
Anyways, circling back to the original part of the blog, here is the Chilean TV host Natalia Mandiola who Alexis tried to creep on from the club. Moron.
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