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7 Under 7: The Most Successful Social Media Influencers Under 7-Years-Old of 2019

It’s no secret that 2019 has been a huge year for the youngest stars of social media, but more importantly, for the selfless and hardworking parents exploiting them for fame, money, and other perks. Let’s take a look at the top internet personalities and influencers under the age of seven.

7. Asahd Khaled, 2, Instagram Star

The first person to ever have the entirety of their birth documented, in detail, on Snapchat, Asahd Khaled earned the number 8 spot on this year’s list. The celebrity toddler already has 1.8 million followers despite lacking the fine motor skills necessary to take a photograph or type on a keyboard.

Fun Fact: A known animal-lover, Asahd reportedly begged his parents for a “kitty cat” for his second birthday, but due to his father’s severe aversion to the species, was gifted a $100,000 diamond watch and a Gucci belt instead.


6. Caspian Slyfox, 6, Youtube/TikTok Star

Unintentionally riding the coattails of his parents’ massive YouTube career, the monetizable little rascal has truly honed his craft and perfected his passion of strategically creating the most profitable content possible.


5. Addie and Rita Lynn Skript, 6 and 5

After a rocky start to their careers and some much-needed lifestyle and dietary changes forced upon them by their stringent parents, the Skript sisters saw a gigantic boost in their YouTube success in 2019. With the help and commands of their parents, Addie and Rita Lynn have amassed almost a million subscribers on YouTube from posting videos of themselves doing fun “homework challenges” and organizing their 100+ iPad apps in alphabetical order.

Fun Fact: Addie and Rita Lynn’s mother, Valerie (@ValTreks on Instagram), is a popular travel vlogger known for going viral. Their older brother Xander (@XanSkript) is an LA-based entrepreneur/freelance artist who designs and sells extra small Hanes t-shirts with his initials embroidered on the front.


4. Sebiv Doog, 5, Instagram Star


Craftily named after one of his parents’ favorite words spelled backwards, the famous Doog Family’s youngest prodigy, Sebiv or “Biv” for short, is known for his uniquely eccentric style and free-spirited posts that he curates on his own, for fun, without pressure or threats from any guardians or authority figures.

Fun Fact: Sebiv’s older sister Lana made last year’s 7 Under 7 list.


3. Golb LeVart, 4, Instagram Star

Golb “Golby” LeVart made a splash this summer on Instagram when he went on a 30-day solo trip across the Mediterranean and documented it with awe-inspiring daily photos and witty captions. With over a million followers, Golb (@golbygoesbyebye) is one of the most popular Instagram travel bloggers in the world in his age group.


2. Azibi Nillipa, 3 Months, Instagram Star/Travel Personality 

Azibi Nillipa has been having a fun-fueled summer, living the dream of accompanying his 32-year-old father and 19-year-old mother on their international trips to the world’s biggest and trendiest music festivals, free of charge! Conceived in Ibiza during the tail end of his parents’ two-week-long ecstasy bender, the three-month-old Brooklyn resident has amassed over 500,000 followers in just a dozen weeks of having an identity. When asked about his experience at last week’s Tomorrowland music festival in Belgium, the sleep-deprived socialite instantly soiled his pants and fell asleep.


1. Madagascar Myers, 0, Tik Tok Star

With 7.4 million followers on TikTok, the famous fetus proves that popularity and success on the lip-syncing app doesn’t require any human developmental skills, or existence in general, to achieve. A known animal lover, Madagascar was named after its favorite animated movie and, depending on its gender, will either go by the highly feminine nickname “Maddie” or the highly masculine nickname “Gas Car.”

Edit: Caspian Slyfox is being investigated for lying about his age.