Gigi & Bella Hadid's Mom is a Smoke Rocket at Age 55

Daily Mail – Yolanda Hadid may be 55-years-old, but the former supermodel sure doesn’t look it as new images prove.

Over the weekend the blonde beauty showed off her perfectly toned figure while in a bright yellow bikini as she played with a Siberian husky puppy named Snow in the ocean off the coast of Holland.

This comes one month after her 69-year-old ex-husband David Foster tied the knot with 35-year-old singer and actress Katharine McPhee in London.

Hadid, who is the most of supermodels Gigi and Bella … told Harper’s Bazaar she is all natural: ‘Living in a body free of breast implants, fillers, Botox, extensions and all the bulls–t I thought I needed in order to keep up with society conditioned me to believe what a sexy woman should look like, until the toxicity of it all almost killed me.’

For starters, for everyone making their way into their 50s [I nervously raise a wrinkled hand], this is what it’s suppose to look like. This is what you need to aspire to:

This is the gold standard. No fillers or artificial ingredients. No chemical supplements or injections. No Real Housewives lion faces, giant bags of good stapled to your chest or lips that look like two hot dogs across the middle of your face. This.

Second, I didn’t it was possible for Gigi and Bella Hadid’s stock to go up any higher than it already was:

But think about what kind of a long term investment they’ve become that we know this is how the aging process goes in this family. Genetics is a powerful thing. Before anyone decides to make a long term commitment, it only makes sense to size up your SO’s mom and dad and try to extrapolate what they’ll be like in 20, 30, even 40 years. Before the invention of FaceApp a couple of weeks ago, it was the only tool you had to know what you’re getting yourself into in the long term. And still the only reliable one. (On a personal note, the Irish Rose is adopted and never met her parents so I took a leap of faith by marrying pretty much a Mystery Box. And the gamble paid off. Chalk up a win for Old Balls.) So if you’re dating someone who’s mom looks like Yoland Hadid at the age of 55, I can’t recommend you get a ring on that highly enough.

Finally, who’s had a better run than David Foster? Being married to this dime when he was younger and now, on the cusp of 70 years old, landing my boo Katharine McPhee. Like merely being a billionaire wasn’t enough quality of life for one man, he’s living like this:

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Some people’s lives peak early. Some peak late. But for others, like Yolanda Hadid and David Foster, life is just one long, interminable peak.