Take 1 Million Guesses And I Bet You Won't Guess Who Lindsay Lohan Is Reportedly Dating

Did you guess the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia Mohammad bin Salman?

(If that name sounds familiar to you, it’s because he was recently in the news for ordering the torture and murder of a journalist.  (That’s “alleged” I think, unless you’re like me and choose to believe the CIA knows what they are talking about.))

Page Six is reporting that the two are hot and heavy, and the crown prince – well known for his incredible treatment of women – has pulled out all the stops to court her.

What the heck is going on with Lindsay Lohan and Mohammad bin Salman?

A wild rumor hit town that Lohan and the bloodthirsty crown prince of Saudi Arabia have gotten close, and that he’s been flying her around in his jets and showering her with presents — including a gift-wrapped credit card. And when we started asking around, a source in her inner circle acknowledged that they “know each other.” (NYP)

A gift wrapped credit card!

Her reps deny it obviously, but everyone knows, if it’s on Page Six…it’s going down.

What may be a pretty big turn-off for most – the whole murder + dismemberment + cover up thing –  is apparently just what Lindsay Lohan was looking for.  She’s no stranger to controversy herself, racking up more mugshots than film credits.

According to Page Six, this really isn’t that weird, because Middle Eastern men are WILD about Lindsay Lohan.

While the “Herbie: Fully Loaded” star and the vicious authoritarian would seem to make for an unlikely twosome, sources close to Lohan, who has been partly based in nearby Dubai for the past couple of years, told Page Six that it’s not unusual for the “Rumors” singer to be courted by Middle Eastern dignitaries.

“They go crazy for her out there,” exclaimed one insider.

(“The Herbie Full Loaded star” is sneaky the meanest thing you could put in an article.)

And Lohan has been out there a bunch lately – she’s such a big fan that she’s working on a movie which may set the record for “worst possible description of a movie trying to get people to see it”:

Lohan — who said in 2018 that she wanted to make an all-female movie, “Frame,” about Saudi culture, including Saudi women’s taste for the sport of fencing

Lindsay and Mohammad…what a couple.