Antonio Brown's Feet Are Going To Give Me Nightmares For Years To Come

My God. Jesus spent forty days and forty nights schlepping through the desert (maybe?) and his feet were in better shape than this. If I’m his foot doctor I’m chopping them clean off and giving him the blades. He makes Shaq look like a foot model and THESE are Shaq’s feet…

It almost makes you feel bad for him until you remember he just signed a 3 year/$50 MILLION contract and has the best medical care on the planet. It’s gross, but he’ll be fine. I won’t, but he will. I’ll be having nightmares about those puppies for years to come. Luckily, he saw a specialist and things are on the up and up.

Source - Brown went to see a foot specialist on Saturday after missing several days of practice at training camp. The good news out of that meeting is that Brown has not been ruled out for an extended period of time, but Brown may not be practicing for a little while.

Ian Rapoport of NFL Media reports that Brown is considered day-to-day after the visit to the doctor.

Not sure he needed a specialist to tell him to get a pedicure, but what do I know? Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go gouge my eyes out and throw up the bagel I had for breakfast. Gross.