We Got Her: Police Arrest The Girl Who Got Caught Peeing On Potatoes In A Local Walmart

Source - The woman who was accused of urinating on potatoes inside a Pennsylvania Walmart has reportedly turned herself in.

The suspect, identified as Grace Brown, turned herself into authorities Tuesday afternoon, according to WTAE-TV reporter Marcie Cipriani. Fox News has contacted West Mifflin Police Department for comment.

Police were searching for the woman after she was accused of urinating on potatoes at a Walmart store in West Mifflin.

The bizarre incident allegedly took place late July 24 into early July 25. The West Mifflin Police Department released photos of the woman taken from surveillance video at the store in hopes that someone in the community would identify her.

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Ignore the last twelve seconds of that video because folks, our long national nightmare is finally over. The infamous Walmart potato pisser saga has come to an end. After seven days of pure terror, Marcie Cipriani is behind bars and the community of West Mifflin, PA can finally relax. Why did she do it? She was blacked out, that’s why. It’s still not an excuse though. Contrary to what Chaps said in his first blog, peeing on potatoes is actually bad.

People are such crybabies about their food. So a woman had to rip a strong flow while she was shopping and wasnt sure if she could make it to the restroom so she climb on top of a carton of potatoes and released a well-hydrated stream of piss on some potatoes. Big deal. News flash. Potatoes grow in the grown. Do you think dirt isnt dirty? It is. Dirt is one of the dirtiest things in the world.

You don’t want sterile piss on your potatoes? Fine. Wash em off before you make your mashed. Either way, leave this woman alone.

Stong disagree, Chapsie. Stong disagree. Lock this lady up and throw away the key. Good riddance.