Peetatoes: Police Need Help Looking For A Smokeshow Who Ripped A Piss On Potatoes At A Local Walmart

“My first reaction is one, kind of horrified. I realize that some people have issues that might lead them to do things that might be considered unusual,” said Beth Elliot who shops at the store.

Walmart sent Channel 11 the following statement:

“This type of obscene conduct is outrageous and we immediately disposed of the affected products and sanitized the area to ensure its cleanliness and safety for our customers. We’re working with the West Mifflin Police Department to find the responsible party and have them prosecuted.”

People are such crybabies about their food. So a woman had to rip a strong flow while she was shopping and wasnt sure if she could make it to the restroom so she climb on top of a carton of potatoes and released a well-hydrated stream of piss on some potatoes. Big deal. News flash. Potatoes grow in the grown. Do you think dirt isnt dirty? It is. Dirt is one of the dirtiest things in the world.

You don’t want sterile piss on your potatoes? Fine. Wash em off before you make your mashed. Either way, leave this woman alone. She has enough to deal with because I’m sure she has a urinary tract infection which causes he not to be able to hold her pee that long. You didnt even think the root of this potato madness could be caused by a MEDICAL CONDITION did you? I did. That’s why I’ll never judge.