"Tony Stewart Night" Down At The Racetrack Ends The Only Way Tony Stewart Night Could, With A Heckler Taking A Fist To The Dome
TMZ – NASCAR legend Tony Stewart straight-up socked a heckler in the jaw at a racetrack Friday night … and the entire incident was caught on camera.
If you show up to “Tony Stewart Night” at a racetrack with the intentions of heckling Tony Stewart, chances are you are going to be taking a fist to the face by the time the night is done. Especially considering the fact that he only raced for one lap before his engine blew out. That’s like walking into the woods, finding a bear, flicking that bear in the nutsack and then being confused as to why the bear ended up attacking you. Luckily for the heckler here, Tony Stewart looks like he hasn’t thrown a punch in a while so there wasn’t much contact.
But all in all? I’d say this was the least surprising headline I’ve ever seen in my life. “Tony Stewart Night Ends With Heckler Getting Punched By Tony Stewart”. You know how people say things like “you can’t write this stuff”? Well you could totally write this one. Seems to be about the only logical series of events that could come out of a situation like this.