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Zlatan Did Not Flinch On This Karate Kick To The Face Because No One Can Beat Zlatan, He Is Unbeatable

I actually think this child was trying to kick Zlatan in the balls, but you know what happened? Zlatan used mind control powers and made her miss completely. That’s because Zlatan never loses. He is unbeatable.

You could convince me Zlatan is going to live forever. If I’m around when he dies it’ll be a complete and utter shock. He’s surviving the rest of this species. He is the supreme leader. When Zlatan wants something done, it gets done. He decides all things.

Here’s what he said recently about a possible return to Ajax

Normally I do not return to clubs where I have already played, but maybe after my career I can become a director at Ajax. Then I would do a better job than anyone who is sitting there now

Zlatan see problem. Zlatan fix.

While we’re here, let’s relive some of his best moments.

-Zlatan was all set to sign with Arsenal. They wanted him to do a trial (tryout), but Zlatan said he doesn’t do trials. He signed elsewhere.
-There were rumors he bought a Porsche once. He refuted those rumors saying that he bought a plane because it was much faster.
-He was asked what the perfect gift for his wife would be for her birthday. He said nothing, she already has Zlatan.
-He was having problems finding a house once and said he continued having troubles he would buy a hotel.

The dude is as arrogant of an asshole as possible but he’s so love-able at the same time. It’s so impressive. No one in the world can do it like him. Zlatan forever.