The Pelicans/Knicks Game Has Been Stopped Due To A 7.1 Magnitude Earthquake

Oh ha ha Zion had a large dunk and it caused an earthquake, very funny. Yeahhhh no thanks. I’m not fucking with a 7.1 magnitude earthquake, that is no joke. As I write this the game is delayed but let’s not be stupid here. This is Summer League basketball we’re talking about, you gotta call the game. We have around 8 minutes left in a game that means nothing. With players sitting for this long, just let them hit the showers. You have lights and speakers and jumbotrons shaking and shit, time to tell everyone thanks for coming out and enjoy your night partying on the strip. They actually said on TV just now once everything stops swaying they make return. NO THANKS. You can’t get me back to my seat after that one, I’m all set with that. I can’t imagine being in Thomas & Mack when this thing hit, probably would have pulled a Constanza

this bad boy was felt all around LA and Vegas

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and I’m not an earthquake expert but I imagine 7.1 is pretty rare. Mark Jones and Doris Da Goat handled this thing like pros though on live television. That has to be pretty tough to do and they nailed however it is you’re supposed to act when you’re on TV and the ground beneath you starts moving. If you remember there was also another earthquake on Thursday, a 6.4 I believe so yeah the world may be ending all before we even get the Kawhi news. That would suck.

But seriously, cancel this game, get out of this building and head straight to the tables to ride this luck. Happy nobody got hurt during the game and praying nobody is seriously hurt out in LA. This shit can be scary.