There Are So Many People Predicting A Bears Super Bowl It's Starting To Terrify Me

Every single day I substitute my morning cup of coffee with a quick little google search of “Chicago Bears”.  I try not to get my hopes up as I just assume all that can end poorly will end poorly with my teams, but this Bears team just seems different.  The double doink is light years away and every day you see the type of cohesion this unit has.

It doesn’t matter if its our QB making that douche bag from Green Bay look like a pussy:

Or getting the proverbial torch passed to him by the punky QB:

or reading reports that 98% of the team was at voluntary workouts this offseason:

it’s always something new with this team.  And new in a good way.  A really, really good way.  Gone are the years of offensive coordinators crying in the locker room or that HS math teacher nerd calling the shots.  This team is perfect from head to toe.  I mean that so, so literally.  There isn’t a single weak point on the team.

But I’m not gonna like, seeing some new “expert” saying the Bears are going all the way this year scares the shit out of me.  Ya know why?

Because the goddamn kicker position can make or break an entire season:

Insert Carl rant here.

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FUCK.  That goddamn position is going to ruin our season again isn’t it??