Apparently 'Underboob' Is In And Now I'm Thinking About Switching Teams

Source - Ta-ta breast sweat, the underboob is back! Last summer, “it girls” and celebs such as Iggy Azalea and Paris Jackson were rocking the peek-a-boob from Coachella to red carpets. (Of course, frequent bosom bearer Emily Ratajkowski donned a fiery version, by Maryam Nassir Zadeh, at the annual Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic last weekend.)

For summer 2019, Insta influencers are taking the look to the mainstream msses — by flaunting sultry swimwear with some serious under cleavage popping out.

Affordable UK brand Oh Polly is touting the cheeky trend by selling “underbust” styles, which includes barely-there bikinis, T-shirt tops, and cut-out one pieces. According to the product description, this ruched style is “made for watching the sunset in Santorini.”

It’s been a big week for boobs. Kate wrote a blog about a protest that popped up yesterday regarding female nipples and now there’s this. Underboob. I typically don’t pay attention to these stories, but I figured I’d blog it to balance out my content for the week. That and because I’m genuinely in awe of how they don’t fall out. I mean, can someone explain this to me?

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Does gravity not apply? I guess if you wear a small enough bikini they just stay in place. I don’t know. I’m all for it though. The less clothing the better for both guys and girls. Let people flaunt whatever it is they got. Everyone’s too uptight about what everyone else looks like nowadays. It’s because ninety percent of us are gross but Instagram tricks us into thinking we’re really gross. Whatever. Congrats to these ladies for being on the forefront of fashion. It almost has me ready to switch teams…almost. #TeamUnderboob