Watching These Jeopardy Contestants Cry About Big Brain James Dusting Them On The Show Is Fucking Incredible

Holy shit that was beautiful to watch. If you have ever rolled your eyes at participation trophy culture or laughed at people complaining about life being unfair because someone had the audacity to try, this video is a drug for you. Or it triggered you into another dimension. Either is an acceptable response in my humble opinion.

I know some people have complained about James ruining Jeopardy because all he does is win win win no matter what. But that’s nothing new as people have been bitching about the Warriors for years and the Patriots for damn near two full decades for treating a game like a competition like the definition says.

Who gives a shit if James was nice to any of his opponents victims backstage? They were just people standing on the train tracks that he needed to run over in order to win the GAME that they were playing. Jeopardy isn’t Tic Tac Toe where nobody truly cares who won or lost. It’s the highest form of competitive trivia in the universe with the greatest gameshow host ever MC’ing things and thousands upon thousands of dollars up for grabs every episode. Once you step onto that stage, you have stepped into the Thunderdome. And once you have step onto that stage with James behind one of the podiums, you have stepped into Kings Landing with James being Drogon and the Three-Eyed Raven all rolled into one. Straight annihilation. I couldn’t imagine Dame Lillard and CJ McCollum crying about Steph Curry eliminating them from the playoffs because he changed the NBA after training himself to become a fucking assassin from behind the arc. But here we are.

Actually I probably shouldn’t lump Adam into the mix because he took his loss like a champ since he almost became a champ after actually making James play Final Jeopardy seriously instead of getting his doors blown off.

But Alix and especially Robin crying about a guy trying to win a game is next level crazy to me until I remember what year it is. James didn’t even get the Daily Doubles during Robin’s game and he still wiped the competition while ensuring this will end up going on Robin’s tombstone one day.

As for last night’s Jeopardy episode, it was nice to see James up to his old tricks of snatching souls like Shang Tsung.

I think it’s safe to say that Kate and Jason didn’t enjoy it as much as I did.

So happy the greatest competitor alive is back doing what he does best.