Black Mirror Releases Trailers For Each Of The 3 New Episodes And I'm Erect

Finally some clarity on the storylines from that bonkers first season 5 trailer.

…But not too much clarity.

Striking Vipers:

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Unhappy bored husband puts a dot on his head.

Smithereens:

Crazy Uber driver.  And…Topher Grace meditating.

Rachel, Jack, and Ashley Too

Ashley needs to believe in herself.

My biggest problem with movies and TV shows these days is that the trailers show WAY too much.  Some of them basically show the entire movie, including the turning point and the climax.  Like you see main characters die in trailers.  Leave it to when we see it!

That’s why I’m completely happy with these very teasing teasers.

June 5!