Good News: The Sixers Won't Have To Fire Brett Brown Because The Team Has Already Killed Him Inside
They say that a picture is worth a thousand words. That’s a bit of an exaggeration. Because you really only need about 15 words for this picture right here.
“The Sixers sucked a whole entire ass last night and now they are absolutely fucked”.
Throughout the entire season so far, there have really only been 2 default reactions for Sixers fans everywhere. After every win, the reaction is that the Sixers are the greatest team ever assembled and they are going to sweep the NBA Finals. And after every loss, everybody wants to pay for Brett Brown’s flight out of the city. Between the regular season and the playoffs, the Sixers have now lost 35 games this year. That means that there have been 35 days on Philly sports talk radio where people have been calling in strictly to demand the firing of Brett Brown.
But it looks like the team doesn’t have to worry about that anymore because that right there was the reaction of a dead man. The Sixers have effectively killed Brett Brown as they effectively killed their 2018-19 season last night with an absolute shit performance from everybody. Ben Simmons has been irrelevant this entire series. Joel Embiid is a bubble boy. JJ Redick had a grand total of 3 points in 31 minutes last night. This was the most important game in the history of the Process Era Sixers and they shit their pants, threw on a new pair of pants, and then shat all over them again.
Not great! Sixers in…maybe next year.