Looks Like Christian McCaffrey Gained 6,000 Pounds So He Could Like Olivia Culpo's Instagram Posts And Fight Danny Amendola

Is this the reason Christian McCaffrey turned into fuckin Thanos in the off season?  To prepare for the Battle of the Tiny White NFL Players?

Can’t think of any other reason he would bulk on 150 pounds of muscle (other than career longevity, strength, other things beneficial to an NFL career.)  The whole time he was just preparing to shoot his shot with the newly single Olivia Culpo.  As Danny explained, there’s no faster way to her heart than her IG account.

What’s Amendola’s move?  We know he’s got the energy to run up on these “scrony little fucks” like Zedd the DJ.

Can he bring that same thunder to a fellow player who outweighs him by an estimated 200 pounds now?