There Is Not One Flaw In Tracy Morgan's Strategy Of Getting Durant, Kyrie And Zion To The Knicks

Let me be honest here for a second. If Tracy Morgan is going to lead the charge of getting these three to New York by paying off the government to get the Knicks the No. 1 pick, I’m ALL for it. Let me help any way possible, Tracy.

I just don’t know how this fails. I mean it’s clear that you have to pay someone off to win the NBA Draft Lottery. Only explanation for Rose to go to Chicago, LeBron to Cleveland, two more times Cleveland won. It’s now the Knicks turn.

As for his pitch to Durant? How do you say no to that? I mean this is the guy who taught God Shammgod this!

We may need to move Tracy Morgan to the owner of the Knicks. I mean, we do have this going on currently:

Rumors that Dolan would be willing to sell. This just makes sense. I’m pretty sure Tracy Morgan is rich as shit. Buy the team. I’m willing to do draft scouting. I don’t see how this fails at all.

Hell, maybe Tracy even knows something already. There are a million reports out that Durant is ready to join the Knicks. Now, it’s just getting the next two pieces. Please.