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The Biggest Lacrosse Game Of The Year Is Going Down Between The Secret Service And FBI

U.S. President Donald Trump walks with Secret Service agents in Yuma, Arizona

Holy shit. I mean talk about a defensive battle here. The Secret Service is in charge of defending the President of the United States of America. Do you really not think they’ll be capable of defending against some two-man game from the wings? Get real. No chance in hell are the FBI dodgers going to get top-side against that defense. They’re all going strictly underneath and getting jammed until they’re below goal line extended. Good luck ever getting a high-quality shot against the USSS.

And as for the FBI? Well nobody scouts better than they do. They’re watching film upon film upon film. The scouting report they have ready to go for this game against the Secret Service is 85 pages long. They know their tendencies. They know their plays. They know everything there is to know about an opponent. This is going to be an absolute battle.

If you’re a fan of high scoring lacrosse, I don’t think this will necessarily be the game for you. Don’t get me wrong, I think that there are some quality shooters on both teams. I just don’t know if they’ll be able to get off the shots that they’d typically like to take. Even with the shot clock, I could see this game ending somewhere around 7-6, maybe 8-7. But it’s definitely going to come down to the wire here. Also it’s going to come down to who wins the groundball battle here. Scoop up the most loosies and there’s a good chance you get out of there with a win. But yeah, these are just two teams that absolutely hate each other. You can throw out the record books when the Secret Service and the FBI play against one another.

Oh, and speaking of rivalry games…

This week on The Crease Dive we discussed a big slate of rivalry games going down in college lacrosse this weekend, as well as the inaugural PLL Draft. And most importantly, we also had the much anticipated return of Robby O this week. You can download/subscribe/listen to this week’s episode right here on iTunes.

And if iTunes isn’t your thing, you can also catch this week’s episode right here on SoundCloud.

Now go out there and have yourselves a weekend, boys and girls.

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