Brooklyn Restaurant Offers First Ever ‘Rental Menu’ For Unhungry Picture-Takers
Famous for its unique ambiance and aesthetically-pleasing cuisine, the quaint, Brooklyn-based eatery, vibes. (formerly Vibes with an uppercase V and no period), now offers a slightly cheaper “rental menu” for patrons who don’t wish to physically consume their meals.
For up to 30 minutes (half an hour), vibes. will allow you take an unlimited amount of pictures of your rental meals (and/or sides) at their charming and exclusive indoor/outdoor tables. Just no biting or ingesting!
The rustic, three-story space boasts an outdoor patio, marketplace, private dining room and rooftop garden. The brunch menu includes lighter bites, like yogurt with granola or avocado toast, for restaurant-goers who prefer snapping simpler photos on a less chaotic table space.
It’s not just a restaurant, or technically a restaurant at all for that matter—it’s an experience. Each item on the menu is Instagram ready, and the fake beverages/virgin cocktails have their own savvy names! Make sure to bring your A-game garments to match the trendiness that is vibes..
Appetite so low that you don’t even want to look at food? For just $27, the “Unfiltered Table” option gives picture-takers and amphetamine-abusers the unique opportunity to take advantage of their state-of-the-art table spaces without blowing the extra money on sustenance.
Riding solo? For just an additional $75 fee, vibes. will provide you with a personal photographer armed with an antique step ladder if you prefer aerial-esque pictures of your dining experience.
Not sold yet? Well, don’t fret! The entire concept defies logic and doesn’t make any comprehensible sense.