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Antonio Brown Will Never Stop Going In On Juju Smith-Schuster

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Fucking roasted. Ether. Bodied. Skull emoji. Skull emoji. Skull emoji. What a clown Juju Smith-Schuster looks like for *checks notes* having an idol in the NFL and asking for tips as to how to improve his game in hopes of making millions of dollars and setting up his family for life. What a dolt! I bet this clown probably asked him for pointers when they were teammates, too.

JJSS: “Hey man am I rounding off this route a little too much or should I break sooner?”

AB: “How about you go fuck yourself? No one taught me how to play football. Did you know I went to Central Michigan? I was a fucking Chippewa, bro. We don’t get help and we don’t help nobody. I was sixth round pick. JJ Watt played tight end near me before. You don’t know the struggle. Get a life, loser.”

What a jamoke. In all seriousness, AB’s a sociopath for even remembering that message was sent. I’m sure all it took was some scrolling back in their IG DMs from when they were teammates and hypothetically civil workplace proximity associates. But I don’t think that was the case. I think AB saw this message in real time back in November of 2015, remembered the name Juju Smith-Schuster and immediately wrote off that human being as a squid. Now that they’re finally no longer teammates and AB doesn’t have to act civil he can roast him publicly for politely asking for advice while crafting a very kind message as a college student-athlete.