Insecure Pope Says That Lionel Messi Is Not God And Shouldn't Be Referred To As God

Daily Mail- Pope Francis has said that it is sacrilege for people to call Lionel Messi ‘God’. The pontiff was speaking to host Jordi Evole on the ‘Salvados’ programme broadcast on Spanish TV channel La Sexta when he was asked about people referring to Messi as ‘God’. Evole asked the Pope: ‘Is it sacrilege to say that Messi is God?’ And Pope Francis replied: ‘In theory it is sacrilege, you cannot say it, I don’t believe. Do you believe you can?’ When Evole replied that he thought it was fine to say that, the pontiff, a native of Argentina like Messi, responded with a laugh and said: ‘I don’t. ‘People say ‘God’ like they say ‘I adore you’. Adoring is only for God, they are expressions people use. ‘He is a god with a ball on the pitch’, they are popular ways of expressing oneself.’ ‘But look how he plays, eh?’ Evole responded. The pope replied: ‘Of course, he brings happiness, but he isn’t God.’

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh somebody jealous! Somebody doesn’t like when he’s not the sole focus of everything that has to do with God! Pope Francis is so jealous that somebody is getting called God and he’s not. Up until this point, God has been an invisible being so it was easy for the Pope to be like, “Well since God is invisible then that makes me the most visible person in the Catholic church which essentially means I’m God.” NOPE. Sorry pal. It’s Lionel Messi now. Catholicism is a democracy (maybe not, I’ve been out for awhile at this point but whatever) so it’s really up to the people to decide who God is, not Pope Francis. If the majority of people out there refer to Messi as God then he’s God and there’s nothing jealous ass Pope Francis can do about it. Grow up, Franny. Grow the fuck up. You’re out bro.

By the way, Lionel Messi is God. Watch this highlight tape and tell me he’s not

I couldn’t care less about soccer but that’s God.