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Jordan Bohannon Has Taken A March Madness Rug Hostage And Says He'll Give It Back When The NCAA Allows Players To Make Money Off Their Own Names

GET’EM JBO

I love it and I love Jordan Bohannon. Fuck the NCAA. Take that rug hostage and give your list of demands. Of course the NCAA is freaking out about players taking commemorative March Madness rugs from the locker room while also making billion and billions of dollars off those same unpaid players. Everyone seems to understand irony except the NCAA which is also ironic because college is a place you go to learn. Let the kids keep the rugs! Who gives a shit! Nobody, that’s who. Not a single person cares at all about players taking the rugs except the NCAA. Let them keep the rugs and maybe toss the players a few bucks while you’re at it NCAA but you won’t because you’re the most corrupt organization in the world.

I’ll tell you what, I’m gonna be fucking pissed if the NCAA suspends Jordan Bohannon for poking fun at them which is exactly what the NCAA will probably do because they love making the wrong decisions. I’ll repeat what Jordan said, you have 24 hours. The hostage will be released upon players having the ability to make money off their own name. Your move, NCAA.