The Rock Gave A Pep Talk To A High School Baseball Team While Stuck In Traffic, Which Led To The Team Promptly Curb Stomping Their Opponent 23-1
AJC- When Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, currently filming “Jumanji 2” in Atlanta, recently found himself stuck in the city’s horrendous traffic, he decided to use the frustration to spread some good vibes. In a video shared to his Instagram account over the weekend, The Rock is seen in his truck driving alongside a school bus filled with the Lovett School’s baseball team. The boys screamed and motioned for his attention until he finally gave in.
The celebrity superstar rolled down his passenger window and gave boys a little encouragement before their big regional tournament game against Cedar Grove High School in Ellenwood on Friday. And the good luck apparently paid off. The team won 23-1.
No offense to the good kids at Lovett High, but I am going to have to slap a big fat asterisk next to that win. Cedar Grove could have loaded up their bodies with The Cream, The Clear, Andro, Ray Ray Lewis’ deer antler spray, as well as injected their eyeballs with whatever Smitty used before his Rough N Rowdy fight and still not have had a snowball’s chance in hell to win that game after The Most ELECTRIFYING Man In The World Today dropped a nugget of inspiration on them while making sure he didn’t rear-end the car in front of him. Using The Rock as a hype man is more unfair than using a team of Major League Baseball players. If those guys fail 7 out of 10 times, they are All-Stars. Meanwhile, The Rock is pretty much undefeated in life as well as the greatest human on the planet.
In fact, I don’t know why we don’t have him hyping up people with bigger fish to fry. ISIS would have been defeated years ago if Dwayne Johnson was firing up the troops and cancer would no longer be on the face of the Earth with the Brahma Bull on the mic in research labs. If Trumpy Bear is serious about getting re-elected, he would make The Rock the Secretary of Hype then sit back and watch the entire world get fixed by Election Day 2020, absolute latest. I know people will say that The Rock fixing the entire world in 2 years would make him a prime candidate for President by then. But I’m pretty sure we all agreed that The Rock has the job of Commander In Chief if he wants it anyway.